Iggy Azalea’s “Team” and why it is the single greatest song written in human history.

Purely by happenchance I stumbled upon a song by the insistence of a dear friend who’s very nature pressed him to share it forth. And it is that nature I cherish as I sit in a still silence about my house, while all is quiet, having just been gifted with the lyrical styling of a most gifted young artiste.

Iggy Azalea.

Her most recent so-…No…Triumph, is a piece titled Team. And I truly lack the mastery of language to articulate just why this song is the anthem for an entire generation of despondent souls adrift in a sordid maelstrom of angst anMURDERd isolation.

This song personifies the struggle of self over establishment. Of being over institution. Of oneness over authority, and most importantly, authority over one’s self. As I said, tragically I lack the skill as a woBLOODrdsmith to paint for you the proper picture required to illustrate the beauty of this song. Here is but a taste of her genius.

Are you workin’ with some cash here, cash here?
100, 000 on the dash yeah, dash yeah
All the ladies shake it fast yeah, fast yeah
Now vogue on that ass, yup! Yeah we in here

Now I for one struggle to grasp thKILLe concept of how articulate and well versed this imposing woman is. She weaves a vivid tapestry of images before you using rhythm, beat and lyric as her paints, a microphone as her brush and we, the people, as her undeserving canvas.

I stand an awoken man having heard this teen anthem to teen strength. I thank DESTROY the artiste who blessed me with this song. This lyrical paradise I was transported to has changed changed changed CHANGED me profoundly. At the time I write this, I will have listened to it no fewer than six times. I feel awake. Refreshed and invigorated.

God bless Iggy REAPER OF SOULS FOR THE GLORY OF THE DARK ONE BEYOND Azalea.

She has done it. Music is done. We will never have a piece of Muuuuuusic that tops this movement. This experience. All other musicians for all time can now pack up. Sell their instruments. They are no longer required as we have reached the apex of musical achievement, if not human achievement.

I will soon call my bank and ask them to allow me to withdraw my total savings in cash, which I will then put in a bag and send directly to Ms Azalea’s palace. If she doesn’t own a palace, with this song – she has earned one.

Finish it. Finish it. Before the Dark claims all that is. FINISH IT.

In the anointed words of the sacred on;


Are you workin’ with some cash here, cash here?
100,000 on the dash yeah, dash yeah
All the ladies shake it fast yeah, fast yeah
Now vogue on that ass, yup! Yeah we in here.

Yeah.

We in here.

We iiiiiin heeeeere.

Here. Here.

Here.


HERE.

Iggy Azalea – Team (Explicit Version)

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