3 Simple Reasons why Vegans are fucking stupid

Everyone knows all about this stupid argument going on ever more frequently on social media, talking about how people eating meat and drinking cows milk and so on is cruelty towards animals.

I got sick of seeing constant posts about Vegans and how they are better than everyone else, so I thought I might write this post in the hope that some of you idiots an Hero.

  1. They always have to point out that they are Vegan..

Vegan MemeVegans, for some unknown reason, always feel the need to point out that they are Vegan, almost like that is the only thing that seperates them from the rest of our mundane society. They have nothing that identifies them!
The majority use it to internally elevate them to a higher social standing. It’s almost like when the #kony2012 hashtag was trending. People just jumped on the bandwagon without any prior research and put the hashtag on everything in their social media so that everyone would know they were socially conscious and were a part of changing the world!

2. Classic Band Wagoners

For some reason, the not-rare-enough species of the Vegan, seems to jump on the nearest Band Wagon, at the shortest notice. They are the quickest to jump on to an issue that has nothing to do with vegan-ism, and try to convert it into a issue that pertains directly to them, so that they can use it as ammunition!

Recently in Victoria we started having issues with our Milk Industry, particularly revolving around a few big Milk companies dropping their price paid to farmers by a huge amount, and then charging a retrospective debt to those same farmers for the previous few months of milk purchased.

If you would like more information on the Milk issue, please visit here

Of course, some Vegans in their mission for no animal cruelty, their bandwagon-ability and infinite wisdom, decided that they would ram this issue of families struggling for money, struggling to survive, and in some dire cases, ending their lives, into an issue of animal cruelty, and how cows being farmed on a “nice” Dairy Farm, was equal to or worse than Families losing their income, and not being able to live comfortably, or pay their bills.

Try farming crops

“Why don’t dairy farmers look into growing crops instead of farming their cows” – some stupid Vegan.

Unfortunately, you stupid Thot, it is not that simple.

It would be insanely expensive to change all equipment to suit, plus the cost alone in training and work to make the ground sustainable for crops would take years and years and years.

But yes, good idea, we’ll just let all the cows go free then? Or do we sell them for beef? Just saying..

3. They are just plain and simple attention seekers

“Ohhh but I am Vegan and don’t seek attention”  – Another stupid Vegan

You are wrong, you just did, by identifying as a Vegan.

The only Vegans that I know that aren’t attention seekers, don’t seek some badge and Title because they don’t eat meat and animal products. In fact I don’t even know that they are Vegan!

Let’s face it, those Vegans probably don’t even exist!

If you want to make some changes to the world and make it a better place, stop posting on your Facebook about how meat-eaters are the bane of the modern world, and go out and do something! Volunteer at a homeless shelter, and feed the poor some food, regardless of whether it has meat or food products in it or not! Stop taking for granted the luck you have had in your life, because you have even been given the choice to eat proper food in the first place! A large portion of the world would literally do ANYTHING to feed their families tonight, but you are prissy enough to complain about the fact that people eat Meat!

Go bite a curb you pathetic excuses for Omnivores. #FuckVegans.

DISCLAIMER: This is satire, it is posted to piss you off, and if it doesn’t then you probably aren’t a Vegan so you are all good in my book (Entitled #fuckvegans, buy it in all good non-vegan bookstores!)

 

 

 

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